NAIF Tuesday | 31 May 2005 | 11:17:22
ANEH | 08:38:45
hadiah ulang tahun apa yang tepat untuk cowok 16 tahun? seorang ibu lupa membedakan mana untuk suami mana untuk anak.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - A mother faces criminal charges after she hired a stripper to dance at her 16-year-old son’s birthday party. Anette Pharris, 34, has been indicted by a grand jury on charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and involving a minor in obscene acts. The boy’s father, the stripper and two others also face charges.
“I tried to do something special for my son,” Pharris said. “It didn’t harm him.”
About 10 people under the age of 18 were at the birthday party in September, including minors who were not related to the family, authorities said.
Police spokesman Don Aaron said minors are not permitted in adult establishments.
“A person shouldn’t be allowed to circumvent that law by hiring a stripper, a lady who took all her clothes off and spent a good amount of time dancing around minors,” he said.
Anette Pharris took photos at the party and tried to have them developed at a nearby drug store. Drug store employees notified authorities, police said.
“Who are they to tell me what I can and can’t show to my own children?” the mother said.
dikutip tanpa izin apalagi bayar dari yahoo!news
NAIF | 08:28:46
di ruang tunggu rsj itu bambang menunggu perawat yang dikenalnya di y!m buat ketemuan. dari lubang ventilasi tembok dia dengar ada olahraga di halaman sebelah.
“sekarang dinaikin tingginya. 60 cm! ayo budi, lompat!”
bukkk! suara orang jatuh.
“yah gagal lagi. sekarang kita naikin jadi 70 cm. ayo hari!”
bukkk! suara jatuh lagi. pakai mengaduh. begiu seterusnya setiap kali angka dinaikkan 10 cm.
“nah sekarang 120 cm. ayo joko!”
terdengar tepuk tangan. tanpa suara orang jatuh. bambang berdiri di atas meja, mengintip dari lubang ventilasi. para pasien sedang berlatih atletik. ada tembok setinggi 1 meter digarisi melintang dengan spidol berselang 10 cm. setiap pelompat berancang-ancang dari jauh lalu berlari kencang.
NAIF | 08:21:30
80 pelajar aktivis tawuran ditangkap lalu dibina di pulau kosong. setelah sembuh dan bisa menghargai perdamaian mereka dibawa ke jakarta. dalam penerbangan pulang, hercules itu oleng tak keruan.
pilot: “kenapa tuh anak-anak?”
awak: “main bola cap! ada yang teplak sondak juga.”
pilot: “hentikan!”
lima belas menit kemudian pesawat tenang.
pilot: “ngapain anak-anak itu sekarang?”
awak: “saya suruh main di luar, cap!”
ANEH | 08:07:00
pak bambang dan bu bambang setiap kali mau keluar dari parkiran atau mau masuk jalan tol selalu bertaruh. yang kalah harus mencium pipi pasangannya, dan cuma itu soalnya berbahaya kalau mau lebih padahal lagi nyetir.
“aku yakin petugasnya no-bra!”
“nggak, mas. pasti pakai beha! aku yakin.”
kali ini bu bambang kalah. petugas loket parkirnya pria. pagi tadi petugas loket tol wanita. ya cuma itu aja masalahnya: pria atau wanita. sungguh pasangan garing tapi mesra.
“tuh ma, liat… kalo macet total gini, biar dia pake alphard tetep aja brenti di tempat. ”
“iya, pa. aku setuju. tapi macet nggak macet yang kita naikin ini juga tetep suzuki carry kan?”
“mas kangen nggak sama aku?”
“iya dong. gile apa?”
“mas masih sayang nggak?”
“oh kalo itu sih jelas! ”
“mas, aku horny nih…”
” iye, gue ngatri, entar sore gue setor. tapi lu kudu ngasih yang lu janjiin”
“sttt… mas, aku pake sexy underwear loh… itu tuh, yang mas suka…”
“gue kagak peduli mau pake bungkus apa nggak yang penting isinya oke punya!”
“mas, i’m so wet massss… ahhh… mas, entar ya, ketemuan. bener lho. janji lho…”
“yeah, emang sih bocor mulu. perlu diganti yang bagusan kali yak?”
[seorang wanita dengan ponselnya. seorang pria dengan ponselnya. adu punggung berselisih satu meja kosong di kedai kopi 24 jam. tidak saling kenal. masing-masing melakukan percakapan pribadi dengan orang yang berlainan]
Uncategorized | 07:43:52
“papa.. cerita dong, tentang kelahiranku..”
“hmm, anakku.. memang, sudah saatnya kamu tahu.. lima tahun lalu, papa dan mamamu pertama kali bertemu di sebuah chat room yahoo. via e-mail, kami janjian kopdar di sebuah cyber-cafe. kami memesan tempat khusus. mama setuju untuk men-download dari hard disk papa. segera papa bersiap meng-upload. ternyata tak satupun dari kami memakai firewall, dan sudah telat untuk memencet tombol delete. akhirnya sembilan bulan kemudian muncul pop-up kecil berisi pesan: you’ve got male..”
bener, kami nggak ikutan acara ini. biar hadiah gede kami juga ogah. nonton juga gak pengin. acara apaan sih?
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - San Francisco’s Center for Sex and Culture played host on Saturday to the city’s annual “Masturbate-a-thon,” an event its organizers said could draw up to 120 people from across the United States aiming to have a good time with themselves.
The event was organized to help raise funds for the center, and, according to its organizer, provide an outlet for safe sex for those who enjoy pleasuring themselves in a semi-public setting.
Carol Queen, director of the center, acknowledged that the event is unusual — even by San Francisco’s standards. The permissive city, which helped ignite a debate on gay marriage last year, tolerates many sorts of sexual behavior but masturbation seems a topic that is off-limits, she said.
“Even people who are sexually frisky … might have the bias that many Americans do, that it’s second-best sex, that it’s something you do if you can’t figure something else out,” Queen said.
The Saturday night event also had a competitive side.
One New York man arrived shortly after 5 p.m. seeking to break the endurance six-and-a-half hour record set at last year’s event. The rules allow for a five-minute break every hour.
The female marathon winner last year, Norine Dworkin, chronicled her experiences in the women’s magazine Marie Claire, saying hours later the activity was “about as pleasurable as rubbing an elbow.”
This year, others like Tony, who gave only his first name, attended the event to indulge in exhibitionist behavior in front of other people.
“I grew up believing that this is a horrible, nasty thing you shouldn’t overdo,” said Tony who is from California’s Central Valley. “The whole point is coming out and making love to your best friend.”
Melissa Gira, a former peep show performer who oversaw the evening’s Web cast, was considering joining in, as she had done last year. “It’s interesting to be sexual in public,” she said. “These aren’t things we’re sexually socialized to do.”
© Reuters 2005. All Rights Reserved.
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ANEH Monday | 30 May 2005 | 20:40:34
laki-laki
tekwan (pasangan: tekwati)
perempuan
bubur (pasangan: pak bur)
bakpia (pasangan: mas pia)
bakpao (pasangan: mas pao)
bakso (pasangan: mas so)
bencong
bakwan (kebalikan: mas wati?)
NGGILANI | 20:27:14
[ ..seerrr… krucuk.. krucuk… duut! preet! ]
“waduh! kamu ini kalo pipis kok selalu kentut, sih?!”
“wajar dong.. ada ujan, kan ada geluduk..”
Uncategorized Friday | 27 May 2005 | 09:51:49
“di sekolahku ada pelajaran vicky burki..”
“wah, asyik banget. pelajaran senam, kan?”
“bukan senam, tapi membaca. bunyinya: vicky burki, vicky ibu burki, vicky bapak burki..”
“oo.. berarti si iwan ama wati yang senam ya?”
ANEH Thursday | 26 May 2005 | 16:30:00
“kenapa sih, kucing kalo abis dipukul, dia lari kenceng sambil sesekali nengok ke belakang?”
“ya ngecek, biar tahu kita ngejar nggak..”
“tepatnya sih, karena kucing nggak dilengkapi kaca spion. kalo ada pasti tinggal ngelirik aja, kan?”
pembalut: “lebih penting gue, dong! ada gue kebersihan terjamin. gue berfungsi, lu prei!”
kondom: “iya deh. percaya! tapi sekali gue main sabotase, berbulan-bulan lu prei!”
NAIF Wednesday | 25 May 2005 | 17:14:53
di sebuah mal, seorang wanita menghampiri seorang pria yang tampak sedang menggendong dua orang bayi.
“aih lutuna.. siapa nama mereka, pak?”
“saya nggak tahu.”
“mereka kembar ya?”
“saya nggak tahu!”
“lho, ayah macam apa anda ini?”
“dengar, saya bukan ayah mereka! saya hanya seorang penjual kondom, dan bayi-bayi ini adalah komplain dari pelanggan saya.”
Uncategorized | 16:57:15
awas, komputer anda terinfeksi “polish virus” jika tiba-tiba layar memunculkan pesan popup:
you have just received the “polish virus”!!!
as we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system.
please delete all the files on your hard drive, then manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
thanks for your cooperation.
NAIF Friday | 20 May 2005 | 10:14:41
inilah jawabannya kenapa orang belanda, negeri kecil itu, pinter sepak bola.
Uncategorized | 09:11:24
Entah apa yang ada dipikiran para pengusaha yang meluncurkan produk-produk ini. Sehingga produk yang mereka hasilkan menimbulkan nada yang membuat kita merinding. Apa mungkin maksudnya produk-produk ini diperuntukkan menutup lubang agar tidak bunyi :prit! pret! proooooot! 
[dikutip tanpa izin dari jephman aspal]
NAIF Wednesday | 18 May 2005 | 10:17:42
kopi pasta [copy & paste]
cd burning
press enter!
press any key
wallpaper
firewall
hotspot
diambil dari lesehan yoja. matur nuwun.
